If i had the opportunity to travel, and if the pandemic will be over, there would be lot of places i woul like to visit. One of those place is Australia, as i have previously written, but United States would the second country i would spend time to visit! But my trip would be a little bit different from the classic tour one would do.
I would not drive on the route 66, i would not make shopping on Christimas time in New York and i would not spend time in LA just to make a couple of more likes on Instagram. I would visit the cities, maybe, but the most part of my holidays would have one goal: nonsense!
United Stated is famous for other things: food and crazy events!
I am sure that any ohter country is so food-addicted as the United States. Over there it’s everything big, even the food: i don’t even know how they are able to offer so big dishes. For an eurpoean man as myself, even the fast food is not so fast at all. I have never tried myself, but i am convinced that i would need more an hour to eat all i would have in front of you. If i had the opportunity to have a vacation in the US, when i can back the gym is the first place i would go, because 30 pound more, once i come back, is the price i will have to pay. My goal is actually to go to the best fast food in every state and eat like i have never eaten before. However, food is all about breakfast, lunch and dinner.
In the rest of the day i would do nothing a normal tourist would do: attending nonsense event. And trust me, there are so many of them that i have spoiled for choice. Don’t you believe me? Oh, you should,
Let’s start from the Demolition derby. How cool it is. The rules is only one: the last car standing wins. And there are a lot of cars and lots of crashes. Simple but very effective. What else could be better than that? Well, the Monster Jam. Are you kidding me? Cars bigger than my house, tyres bigger than a average human being and long jumps. In Europe we have fast cars, but in America they know how to use them to have a wonderful time. Oh, and i almost forgot Robot Wars! I can actually spend all my life just watching those three events live. Destruction, huge sizes and fun. I think that i have already described America in three words.
And i didn’t talk abou the diamonds. Have you ever heard of slap contest or Burping contests? I mean, probably i am stupid, but watching two person pass out after having received the hardest slap of all time and cheering for people standing in front of microphone trying to make the best burp is priceless!
If i had three weeks in the United State, my vacations would be the stupidest vacation one would have! And the most amazing one!
U.S.A. is just dope!